Q: Why was the astronaut claustrophobic?

A: He just needed some space.

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Q: Who is the lonely billionaire?

A: Alone Musk.

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Q: Why don’t they send a duck into space?

A: Because the bill would be astronomical.

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Q: Why are bakers so rich?

A: They make a lot of dough.

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Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You have to be careful to not step on a poodle.

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Fun food fact, the first French fries weren’t made in France.

They were made in Greece.

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I don’t get along with car keys

They’re always starting something.

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Be careful around stairs,

They always seem like they’re up to something